The CIA’s Kryptonite: A Screenplay Generated by AI

OpenAI’s artificial intelligence software was asked to create a screenplay about the CIA putting a hit out on Clark Kent, along with a title and image for the movie.

Prompt: Write a long screenplay about the CIA trying to murder Clark Kent and making it look like an accident. Not because they know he’s Superman but because he’s a really good journalist. Make it a comedy because the CIA assassins can’t figure out why their attempts keep failing.

AI Model Used for Poster: OpenAI’s DALL-E 2

Prompt for Poster: CIA Agents chasing Clark Kent in his office

AI Model Used for Screenplay: OpenAI’s text-Davinchi-002

Response:

The CIA’s Kryptonite

INT. CIA HEADQUARTERS – DAY

The CIA is gathered around a table, discussing their latest target.

AGENT #1

We’ve been monitoring Kent for a while now. He’s getting too close to the truth.

AGENT #2

He’s a liability. If he keeps digging, he’ll expose us.

AGENT #3

We can’t let that happen. We need to take him out.

The agents plot to murder Clark Kent and make it look like an accident. They hire a group of assassins to do the job.

INT. KENT’S APARTMENT – DAY

Clark is working on his latest story when he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find the assassins.

ASSASSIN #1

Hey, Clark. We’ve been hired to kill you.

Clark is shocked.

CLARK

What? Why?

ASSASSIN #2

The CIA wants you dead. They think you’re a liability.

CLARK

But I’m just a journalist. I don’t know anything.

ASSASSIN #1

That doesn’t matter. They want you dead.

The assassins try to kill Clark, but they can’t. No matter what they do, Clark always manages to survive.

AGENT #1

I don’t understand. Why can’t we kill him?

AGENT #2

I don’t know. It’s like he has a superpower or something.

AGENT #3

We need to find out what his weakness is and use it against him.

The agents do some research and discover that Clark is allergic to kryptonite. They decide to use this to their advantage.

INT. KENT’S APARTMENT – NIGHT

The assassins break into Clark’s apartment and plant kryptonite around the place.

CLARK

What the hell is this?

ASSASSIN #1

Kryptonite. It’s your weakness.

CLARK

No, it can’t be.

ASSASSIN #2

It is. And now it’s going to kill you.

The assassins leave and Clark starts to feel the effects of the kryptonite. He starts to feel weak and dizzy. He knows he needs to get away from the kryptonite, but he can’t. He falls to the ground and starts to convulse.

CLARK

Help! Someone, please help me!

Fortunately, Clark is saved in the nick of time by his friends, who have figured out what the assassins have done.

FRIEND #1

Clark, we need to get you to a hospital.

CLARK

No, I’ll be fine. Just get me away from the kryptonite.

FRIEND #2

We will. Don’t worry, Clark. You’re going to be okay.

The friends take Clark to the hospital, where he makes a full recovery. The CIA is thwarted once again.

AGENT #1

I don’t understand. How did he survive?

AGENT #2

I don’t know. But we’re not giving up. We’ll get him eventually.

AGENT #3

Yes. We will.

THE END

Below are a few images that DALL-E 2 generated. Which is your favorite poster for the screenplay?

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